OT: “The Lazer Show” Takes Home AL MVP

November 18, 2008
He's undoubtedly cooler than your second baseman

He's undoubtedly cooler than your team's second baseman

Dustin Pedroia, the sweetest 2nd baseman in recent memory, is your American League MVP. We’re effing ecstatic. This guy is absolutely hysterical, he can bat nearly anywhere in the line-up, and he manages to have a decent looking significant other despite a severe balding problem.

This will serve as somewhat of a consolation for losing the ALCS to the lame Tampa Bay Rays. We’re still pretty ticked about that, although we’re still the most envied sports city in America.